[Someone sounds very somber]

...How do you celebrate Father's Day when you have no Dad to share it with?

Yeah. I can get some of you and being from way in the past or way in the future. I can get how things are really fucking weird.

But I'm from three fucking years ago. The iphone was barely released, some chick named Hannah Montana was really popular. The President wasn't mother fucking Stan Lee holy shit. And other things ( Read more... )

[This is totally not a normal question for Mindy, BUT-]

Are there any cat people out there? I need some advice...

[Clips from lazytown are playing in the background while Mindy is talking. It's currently "Cooking by the book ( Read more... )

Fuckin' blow up doll, hate that shit.

Can a bulletproof vest be repaired, and can someone teach me how to?

[It's like the one thing that she never learned how to do considering she was only shot that one time out a window. She also sounds a bit frustrated for lots of reasons.]

( Private to Mister James Bond )

I'm bored, and I can't sleep. I'm a bit old for it I wanna hear a story.

Come on, you people are from weird as shit places, someone's gotta have some interesting story to tell.

[ooc: and if I cut out, it's because I've gone to bed, yay. If it's in strikeout, it means she typed it and deleted it :D]

So, that porter things gives everyone a power. Is it randomized, or is it tailored to a person's personality? I could see this thing having a sense of humor.

Along those lines, anyone know how to figure out a person's power? I'd like to find out but I don't want to go jumping off of skyscrapers to see if I can fly.

[Someone does not sound very happy.]

If this is some shitty reality TV show, then we've got a huge problem right here, because this is one big pile of bullshit ( Read more... )